While playing Euro Truck Simulator 2, in which he is a truck driver making deliveries:
I’m delivering cheese safe and sound according to the law.
Why would I not want my side view mirrors on, am I a monster??
(Sips beer) I’m drinking on the job.
He cut me off! I’m bigger than him! I could have hurt somebody!
I got a speeding ticket again! For $200… this job’s costing me more than it’s worth!
(Asks Siri): How do I know the speed limit in Euro Truck Simulator 2?
I’m making great time!
Let’s play it safe, let’s just back that ass straight up.
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, shut the fuck up.
While playing Fortnite:
I hit him twice, three times a lady!
Oh, I am getting exponentially better at this game! Don’t play like a dingus is the number one rule.
Don’t fuck with me, I’m an astronaut for now, boys… oh this is gonna be bad news.
Kate, these guys are jerks!
I’ll take that! Or you will, go ahead!
So I can kick the soccer ball but I can’t shoot the soccer ball. Are they trying to tell me something?
Oh thank you for being so generous, fuckface.
I have no ammo, nothin, just jumpin in a dream!
I’m ready to fuck shit up space style!
Did I just get one shot?! I’m not down with that.